After an inexplicable and unnecessary 11-year wait, Nick joins me for my inaugural viewing of 1999's "Wild Wild West". The post-film reactions include a discussion of horrifying...ly hilarious racism, the majority of the world's mostly unfounded despise of the film, and a nearly word-for-word retelling of Kevin Smith's infamous run-in with producer Jon Peters. Plus, a delicious "What if...?" scenario featuring the one and only Mr. Jeff Goldblum! All here in response to what just may be "The Best Movie of All-Time!".